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Jokes N' Stuff...
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| Great White |
Posted on 09-09-2009 12:45
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That's how we roll! |
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| Mr Carl Ling |
Posted on 03-10-2009 21:21
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A train hits a bus load of Catholic school girls and they all perish. They are all in heaven trying to enter the pearly gates past St Peter.
St Peter asks first girl, “Rebecca, have you ever had any contact with a penis?”
She giggles and shyly replies, “Well I once touched the head of One with the tip of my finger.”
St Peter says, “OK, dip the tip of your finger in The Holy Water And pass through the gate.”
St Peter asks the next girl the same question, “Meg have you ever Had any contact with a penis?”
The girl is a little reluctant but replies “Well once I fondled and stroked one.”
St Peter says “OK, dip your whole hand in The Holy Water and pass through the gate.”
All of a sudden there is a lot of commotion in the line of girls,
One girl is pushing her way to the front of the line.
When she reaches the front of the line St Peter says “Amy! What seems to be the rush?”
The girl replies “If I’m going to have to gargle that Holy Water, I want to do it before Jenny sticks her ass in it.” |
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| Midge |
Posted on 06-10-2009 23:57
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Billy posted this on his Facebook Funny as fook
http://www.facebo...5041864133
Edited by Midge on 06-10-2009 23:59
Theres Plenty of Room for gods creatures, especially next to the Mashed Potatoes |
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| Mr Carl Ling |
Posted on 19-12-2009 11:55
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Three women were in the waiting room of a gynecologist, and each of them was knitting a sweater for their baby-to-be. The first one stopped and took a pill. "What was that?" the others asked her. "Oh, it was Vitamin C - I want my baby to be healthy." A few minutes later, another woman took a pill. "What was that?" the others asked. "Oh, it was iron - I want my baby to be big and strong." They continued knitting. Finally the third woman took a pill. "What was that?" the others asked her. "It was thalidomide," she said, "I just can't get the arms right on this sweater!"
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| Pugwash |
Posted on 19-12-2009 20:02
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Fook me that's nasty.
Funny but nasty 
Why do things that happen to stupid people keep happening to me? |
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| Midge |
Posted on 19-01-2010 14:01
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Story On Sky News this afternoon, Police were trying to talk a Man down off a brigde because were he was attempting to commit suicide, An irate person who was stuck in a traffic jam because of this guy rang his local radio station and ask for a request to be played JUMP by Van Halen
Edited by Midge on 19-01-2010 14:03
Theres Plenty of Room for gods creatures, especially next to the Mashed Potatoes |
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| Mr Carl Ling |
Posted on 20-01-2010 18:51
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Mate of mine went to a charity doo for legless women last night, he said the place was crawling with fanny |
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| Pugwash |
Posted on 20-01-2010 23:03
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Mr Carl Ling wrote:
Mate of mine went to a charity doo for legless women last night, he said the place was crawling with fanny
Heard this one off one of the lads tonight, classic .
Why do things that happen to stupid people keep happening to me? |
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| Pugwash |
Posted on 20-01-2010 23:03
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Posts: 202
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Mr Carl Ling wrote:
Mate of mine went to a charity doo for legless women last night, he said the place was crawling with fanny
Heard this one off one of the lads tonight, classic .
Why do things that happen to stupid people keep happening to me? |
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